Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Marlo and her Marlo Man.

Marlboro man. 
Can you call a Mormon man that? 
No really, if a Mormon guy is hot and wears Levi's over very well sculpted buttocks and has an extremely sexy stetson hat and smoldering eyes and does things like chew toothpicks on country store porches and straddle wood pole fences in dusty ares of the country-
-but does not smoke ever-
can you nickname him The Marlboro Man? 
Yes, yes, The Pioneer Woman has claimed that nickname for her extremely hot, stetson wearing smoldering eye sportin', Levi mastering, horse riding husband, but I want to know in general what the protocol is for calling a Mormon cowboy the Marlboro man. 
This train of thought came from trying to think up a pun for Marlo's husband. Marlo Man, get it? : ) 
Yet we Mormon folk don't smoke. 
Wait, wait, wait!!!!
T. SHIRT. SLOGAN. 
"We Mormon folk don't smoke."
or just
"Mormon folk don't smoke."
Hell yeah.
Anyways, we Mormon folk don't smoke, so maybe the pun would be lost. 
This is Marlo and her Marlo man. 
If we all had husbands who loved us like Marlo Man loves his wife, then...
what's a good then for that?
No wars?
Smiles all the time?
Candy thoughts and Chocolate dreams?
Yeah, all that. 
This was one of my first photo shoots ever, and this photo is in my top ten faves I've ever taken.
I suggested a silly pose, and then Marlo Man got down and looked into his wife's eyes, 
and dang. 
I always hate it when people are beautiful AND FREAKING NICE. 
Like, Marlo is the person you WANT to get stuck in the elevator with for 7 hours in a cheese factory. 
You'd think wistfully when you turn 80,
"Remember when I got stuck with Marlo for 7 hours in the cheese factory elevator? 
That was the best day."
Ok, here's the photo, I've kept you in suspense long enough : )

Don't they look like a classic couple from the 40's? 

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